Ummmm .... I've Just been Invited to Congress

[DRiccio21]

i wish i had the time and/or energy to post call 1's transcript... hearing Trendon's excitement was beyond amazing.

[brwnbear]

I would like to request a transcript from call 3: The revelation

[DRiccio21]

I would like to request a transcript from call 3: The revelation

oh good idea... i can do that

[sixpackdan101]

He was so excited he started a new thread and everything....

[trendon]

You are such a prick, lol. I thought I was going to Congress to be the voice of the people. I nearly wiped out half of the Harlem River Drive trying to get to "his" second call (the one above) and I sit here now in a Dunkin Donuts parking lot being a combination of giddy, sad, and confused.

While she was talking, I had one thought in my mind beyond the obvious ones, "Sushi Samba [a customer I have] is so not going to believe this one."

[DRiccio21]

Call 3: The Revelation

(after my assitant tells me that Trendon said he needs to make sure he can get the time off of work tomorrow, i begin to get nervous that he'll get in trouble from his boss and realize that i need to end this quickly... i gave it a few minutes in hopes he would start this thread... i didnt think he had and was disappointed so i called him)

Trendon: 'This is Trendon'

Me: (busting out laughing) Don't go quitting your fucking job you loser.

Trendon: What?! Who is this?

Me: (still laughing but figuring i'd go along with it) 'It's Senator Nelson you fucking idiot.' (realizing i was still laughing but trying to play it off i continue as Nelson ). 'Just having a good time down here in Washington, excuse me... So, will I be seeing you tomorrow evening?'

Trendon: (still confused) 'Yes, of course... i just need to --- err... wait what's, who?'

Me: (still not able to contain my laughter): 'It's Riccio you fucking idiot'

Trendon: 'You motherfucking asshole prick'

Me: (laughing hysterically) /Hang up phone

Trendon: (as i'm hanging up) 'BUT WHO WAS THE GIRL!!!'

(i realize he started this thread and i laugh uncontrollably)

[trendon]

Back to work. What a disappointing day this is going to be now! Man, I thought I was going to be on TV, feeling important. I couldn't wait to tell my boss, "yeah, can't come in tomorrow, I have to speak to Congress." I hate you more and more with each fucking moment.

[The_Niddler]

Pure Hall of Fame!

[brwnbear]

Oh God Im crying!!

[autiger730]

A fucking plus, Riccio

[DRiccio21]

when i heard him say

'buuuu.... buutttt who was the girl?'

I had the most amazing sense of victory i've had in a long time.

[GeorgesGoons]

Well played Riccio, that was awesome. Of all the people in the league to do it to, Trendon definitely set himself up with all political talk he has done over the years.

[sixpackdan101]

Well played Riccio, that was awesome. Of all the people in the league to do it to, Trendon definitely set himself up with all political talk he has done over the years.

And the phone number at the bottom of his email to the senator.

[ReignOnU]

Holy crap... tears and red face sitting at my desk right now... this is epic.

The images of transcript 3 are amazing.

[nick]

gotta tip your cap to dave on this. wow, what a dick move tho lol.

[USMarine7t]

Incredible stuff right there....

[ChampDizzle]

[buckeye76]

Classic stuff, I ll be waiting for Trendon to one up Dave......


And for the record I would have tuned into C-SPAN just to see Trendon go off on some people.

[KNUBB]

Wow this is good stuff. Riccio got you good bro.

[jsence2]

I read transcript #1 posted and I had to stop. I laughed into a customer's ear 30 seconds after I read it because it was still killing me, so can't read anymore right now.

Without a doubt one of the best things I've EVER read on here!!! Only thing that would've made it better is if you'd recorded it

Would this be called a "Ric-roll"?