LAST NIGHT, YOU BE THE JUDGE????

[SIRLOIN]

After Nolefest was over a few of us kept playing me ,buckeye,fiesty gator, bullwinkle. we ran a few games then buckeye left. the next game we were playing a player named Lilmoma was on the other team. it was a female so i start in on her.
She was on the other team and had a voice like a sex goddess. so i start with my bullshit asking her "do you got little ones or big ins" she answered in the voice of a angel "dose it really matter?" to which i quickly replied "well kinda, if you got little ones i can be more direct and get to the point. if you got big ins, well i have to romance you." well i kept working the shit, to make a long story short. we played 5 games against her and i was on this like white on rice. every game on the scoreboard i was right above her and she was below me. i told her it was karma cuz beefy like's to be on top!
she was laughing and giggling. the fiesty gator opened his mouth up and said "jeauss christ beefy she probably 14 and weights a duce and a quarter wtf beefy don't you know what these internet hoes look like anyway?" the last part stunned me a little for a few seconds(how would gator know???) but i responded like a gentleman and she ever so sexly to gator that "she was 24 and just had a baby". now i'm thinking 24 firm tits JACKPOT... i'm ask her for headset sex on the spot.
she giggles and just as she is about to reply FIESTY THE COCK BLOCKER GATOR OPENS HIS F'N MOUTH AGAIN and spews this out"WELL IF YOU TAKE HIS RANK AND ADD 7 YOU'LL KNOW HOW OLD HE IS!! AND JEAUSS CHIRST BEEFY IF YOUR WIFE HEARS THIS YOU'LL NEED ANOTHER HIP REPLACEMENT!" and "WTF IS HEADSET SEX ANYWAY???" I ASK YOU MY BROTHERS IN THE NDL IS THIS NOT A CLEAR CUT CASE OF COCK BLOCKING???/ PLEASE RESPOND BEEFY

[LetsGoPeay]

I cannot render any kind of judgement and I don't think any NDL'ers should either. Lock this thread and put it in the HoF before anyone sullies it's greatness.

[Cnasty]

Hall of fame, first ballot.

EDIT: Peay beat me to it.

[nick]

dudes a cock block.

[jsence2]

I just busted out laughing at work.

People all around me stopped and looked, I had to go back to coughing (as I've been doing for two weeks) to play it off

[shel311]

o coughing (as I've been doing for two weeks)

[jsence2]

o coughing (as I've been doing for two weeks)

B+, well played

[DRiccio21]

unreal.

[Shiftdnb]

le cock bloque

[BFiVL]

BWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, More Beefy on the boards, this shit is gold.

[buckeye76]

God Damn! I missed this shit. I had to work today beefy so i had to jump off. Good Shit!!!

[tball275]

What are the chances Fiesty even sees this thread?

[sixpackdan101]

Obviously cock blocking beefy

[ajalves]

wow, just wow

[Cnasty]

Doesnt surprise me.

Feisty was cockblocking everyone's bets from winning at NDL Vegas just because he went 0-37 on his plays.

[ajalves]

Doesnt surprise me.

Feisty was cockblocking everyone's bets from winning at NDL Vegas just because he went 0-37 on his plays.

true story


not to mention when he put the jinx on Stan and me at the 3 card poker table

[Nole4real]

goddamit feisty

pimp on beef

[autiger730]

man, I love BEEFY. Possibly the best post I have ever read. I can barely type this I'm laughing so hard. I wish I would been on to hear this go down.

[LGF]

wow I must admit thar is definately cock blocking, however, it did not happen that way.

Beefy was asking her those questions but she wasnt replying...the girl that had the kid was not lilmoma...it was Ordunez. I tried to tell beefy that but he refused to listen...then lil moma laughs (truth part) and then doesnt respond to ANYTHING beefy said. I laugh and make 1 slight poke, but nothing of the last statement he claims to have made over the WHOLE LOBBY. I made that comment when it was just us in the game...she never heard that.

Anyways, it was pretty funny and I am still almost positive he was talking to a young roseanne barr on the mic.

[DRiccio21]

cockblocker