NUMBER 1: SOME SON OF NIPPON FOR PISSING ON ME AND TELLING ME IT'S RAINING!!! GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER SONY! SOMEONE GO FIND SUNSPOTIENS AND TELL HIM BEEFY IS PISSED OFF AT SONY! PLEASE!!!
NUMBER 2: WTF QUEST HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND??? READ YOUR MAN BOOK ?? DID YOU REALLY ASK US FOR ADVISE ABOUT LAPPING YOUR OLD LADY'S HOOD ORDERMINT??(I CAN'T EVEN SPELL IT) READ THE SECTION THAT SAYS "LICK IT BEFORE YOU STICK IT!".
NUMBER 3: SONY IS NOT COMING CLEAN WITH US ABOUT THE EXTENT OF THE LOSS OF INFO TO THE CROOKS! NOW I'M WONDERING WHO THE COOKS REALLY ARE? I REALLY HOPE GODZILLA GETS THEIR ASSES THIS TIME,THE BASTARDS!
NUMBER 4: MY FRIEND LET'S GO PEAY,, YOU ARE DA MAN BUT,, YOU REALLY BLEW IT BRO. YOU LET US ALL DOWN. YOU COULD OF GOT US ALL SOME SMUT FROM HOTMOMMY83!!!!!!
BUT OH NO, DID YOU? QUESTION YOU BEEN HANGING OUT WITH FIESTY LATELY???NUMBER 5: I REALLY AM TIRED OF PLAYING SINGLE PLAYER SHIT! I'VE LEVELED UP HAWKS TO THE MAX,RAN DYNASTY'S IN HOOPS AND FOOTBALL. BUT IT'S NOT THE SAME WITHOUT HOOS ASKING "HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOT TO SHOOT HIM?" OR BIGMIKE HATE'N ON THE BIG BILL. I REALLY MISS SHOOTING WITH THE CREW... HELL I EVEN MISS JSENCE SCREAMING "COVER ME,I GOT A SENTRY GUN" LOLOLOL. I MISS BFIVL KILLING EVERY THING IN SIGHT, AND SIXPACKDAN CHASING ME AROUND FUCKING WITH ME BEFORE HE KILLS ME! LOL OR HOOS BEING A HOE AND TELLING EVERYONE WERE I'M CAMPING AT.. BASTARD
NUMBER 6: FUCK MADDEN 12 IT'S GOT THAT GAME FLOW BULLSHIT AGAIN.. SO FUCK OFF MADDEN AND FUCK YOU EA YOU RAT BASTARDS WON'T GET MY MONEY....
NUMBER 7: GUY'S WHO GOT BOOTED FROM THE NDL, START THEIR OWN LEAGUE UP, SHIT MOUTH THE NDL FOR YEARS, THEN WALTZ THEIR LAME CHEESEDICK ASS BACK INTO THE NDL YEARS LATER . THEN TRY AND POST ON EVERY TREAD LIKE THEY'RE YOUR BUDDY.. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOU CHEESY MOFO AND I'LL SING OUT YOUR NAME TO ANYONE WHO ASK'S ME...YOU CRYBABY LITTLE BLEEDING ONCE A MONTH BITCH.. NOTHING BUT LOVE FROM BEEFY OR SIRLOIN AS I WAS KNOW BACK THEN.. YOU ARE A LOW LIFE ASSWIPE!
NUMBER 8: ASSHOLES WHO POST FOR SIM WINS? IS THERE A LOWER FORM OF LIFE THEN THESE BASTARDS??
I'M TALKING ABOUT GUY'S WHO GET 6 TO 7 SIM WINS A SEASON? SEASON IN AND SEASON OUT! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE BEYOND LAME!
NUMBER 9: ONE MORE DAY OF THIS SONY BULLSHIT AND I MIGHT HAVE TO GO TO THE SALVATION ARMY AND BUY A (GULP) XBOX.. THATS RIGHT BEEFY SAID IT! I'M GETTING SO FUCKING FED UP WITH SONY... SO WHAT YOUR NETWORK GOT HACKED YOU JAP BASTARDS.. FIX IT.. PERIOD. THIS SHIT IS LIKE TOYOTA SAYING THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH THEIR BRAKES. THEY SAID A COUPLE OF DAYS AT FIRST, NOW GOING INTO THE 3RD WEEK NOTING BUT LIES?? ARE YOU SERIOUS?? FUCK YOU SONY!
NUMBER 10: IT'S HELL GETTING OLD, LOLOL I PULLED A BAMA, LOLOL I FELL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS AND BROKE MY TOES, LOLOLOL I THOUGHT I DISLOCATED EM AND I PULLED EM BACK INTO PLACE . BUT THEY HURT LIKE ALL HELL.. LOLOL TRIP TO DOCTOR TOMORROW LOLOL IT HELL GETTING OLD BUT IT BEATS THE OTHER CHOICE!! BEEFY
im a lightweight, i admit it
