News from Indy

[LetsGoPeay]

Rumors are swirling in Indianapolis that an ownership group is being put together in an attempt to bring the Caucasians back to Indianapolis. This group, headed up by local gentleman’s club magnate LT Boobiess (pronounced boob-yay) will also have significant financial backing from Mo White, owner of massive industrial dairy farms around the state of Indiana, and Hezekiah Graber, CEO of Graber, Yoder, Schwartzentruber and Sons, who specializes in manufacturing customized Amish buggies. More to come later.

[LetsGoPeay]

When asked why he was interested in owning a baseball team Boobiess replied, “ All through my whole professional life I have specialized in hiring young employees, taking advantage of them, working them to the bone (pun intended), and then watching them collapse into the abyss of hard-core drug addiction. So owning a baseball team seems to be the next logical step.”

[DRiccio21]

Welcome home

[Cnasty]

Glad to see ya come home ya big galoot.

[The_Niddler]

I thought your owner would be Bob Kraft.

[The_Niddler]

Welcome back.

[wdoupis]

There are going to be so many disappointed people in this thread

[LetsGoPeay]

It has been confirmed that baseball will return to Indianapolis!

[Wasted Memory]

There are going to be so many disappointed people in this thread

You're right.